We figured that we needed a place for all the amazing quotes we get from our Sunbeams (3 year old church class) in Primary each week, so here it is!
We had a lesson called "I'm thankful for water". Yeah, that's what we said. In there we mentioned that if you don't drink water, you'll die, after which:
"That one time, when Jesus died... maybe it was because He didn't have any water." -EA
Devri to our Sunbeam Class: Did anything exciting happen this week?
SH: Yeah, Jesus died.
Devri: He died this week? Are you sure?
SH: Yeah.
"My daddy killed Santa..." -CM
"He's taking a bath!" -CM about John the Baptist baptizing Jesus
"When I was a baby, I heard a voice of Jesus' prophet" -CP