Quote Wall

This time at BYU, I'm going to try to not throw up.
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And I'm going to try to not drink too much hot chocolate.  -Michael
(He threw up one time a few months before this when he drank too much hot chocolate then ran around and got himself feeling sick)

(Michael got a pokey thing in his foot and pulled it out.  Then I came over and couldn't find it.)
"Where did it go?" -Michael
"I don't know, you dropped it" -Brian
"I didn't drop it!" -Michael
"Well what happened to it then?  Did the magic elves come and take it out of your hand?" -Brian
"Nope....  it went to pokey heaven." -Michael

(While making peanut butter frosting)
"When you mix peanut butter and frosting, it makes peanut butter!" -Michael
"Peanut butter tastes like sandwich" -Michael

(After Michael got scratched with a hook while fishing)
"Are you ok?  What happened?" -Brian
"Yeah, the worm got me." -Michael

(At the end of singing "Follow the Prophet") "They know the way!"
"Which way are they going?" -Michael

"How old will we need to be before we hit our 65th anniversary? I'll be 88, and you'll be 89. You can make it to 89, can't you?" -Devri talking to Brian. Yes, she believes with every fiber of her being that he will die first.

"Why do you live in a hotel?"--Our nephew Cole, age 5


"Cause that's exactly how I would be if I were a guy.  I know, because that's how I was as a girl." --Devri


"Okay, that word (dance) twice added with the name of the war in France where they cut the heads..."--Devri
(very excitedly) "Dance Dance Guillotine!"--Mom 


"And that's why I'll never be the prophet... (thoughtful pause) ...among other things..."" --Devri


"It makes me not feel so bad about....(trying again)It makes me not feel so bad about...wait, I'm confused. Never mind. I don't know what I'm talking about."--Devri


"I'm going to put that on the quote wall, so don't let me forget it. What was it? I forgot."--Brian


(Not really a quote)
Safety Tip: Do NOT put Olive Garden breadstick bags in the toaster oven.  They tend to light on fire for some reason. Not that we know this from personal experience. We've just heard that.


“That’s kinda mean.” -Brian 
"What? That everything is on Facebook, or were you talking about what you were talking about?” -Devri


"Every time a pregnant cow dies..." -TJ Glancy
"...an angel's wings fall off." -Lacey Glancy


"He's our age? He looks older.  I need to grow a beard and be black." -Brian


"I just want to fight nazis!" -Devri


Naming people in a family picture:
"Grandma" -Devri, "Grawnma" -Michael
"Grandpa" -Devri, "Grampa" -Michael
"Mommy", "Mommy"
"Daddy", "Daddy"
"Michael", "Michael... and punk!"
Yes, we call him a punk sometimes.  Go ahead and judge us.


Our Niece Heather (age 7): Mom, I can't find my shoes.
Chelsea (her mom, Dev's sister): Where did you put them?
Heather: I put them in a place where I could find them.


Brian: I'm a free floater today.
Devri: You're a flea floater?
Brian: (laughing)
Devri: Flea froader?




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